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BGM: [From The Inside] by Linkin Park
Lemme try this way for a change.
I’m getting a little quirky and jittery about some online personality tests’ questions. Macabre at its best. Wohoo. Heh.
Here is some of them. Hope it’s fine, since I have little time tomorrow (a little get-together with Jaykie and Trese, dandy) to edit what I do not perceive as errors and I perceive them to be. I look stupid. Anyway, that’s better than the UP Flirting Morons.
ELEMENTAL FORCE: The color of burning blood, Vermilion
(I just picked this up from the Ragnarok manga series, which I am still reading up to this day with growing interest)
The Hobbit Test
1. Coming right down to it I tend to be:
practical & opportunistic – Why? Practical is good for me since I am actually a notch below the word itself. I want things in a practical, orderly way, not to be discarded like zilch equipments. I look also for ways to exploit opportunities – once I had a project in Filipino. I had it VERY practical, and I looked for ways to make it higher than 93 – I got it.
2. I respect myself more for:
being bold & adverturous – Simple. I am a risk-taker. Risking my neck for something of importance is better than waiting in a corner eating Fita biscuits.
3. I’m more inclined to trust:
reason & formal logic – of course, being a risk-taker means that you have to know the difference between true logic and sheer fallacy. Otherwise, your neck is gone.
4. I’m in a life-long search for more:
thrills & adventures – Does anybody know here Ted Turner of Time AOL Warner company? he once said that like is an endless search for your place in this world. Never limit yourself to one vision only. Attain goals that are thrilling and adventurous to accomplish. Otherwise, you end up in a bum’s corner with a Starbucks cup in your left hand.
Leader Test – Similarminds.com
1. Maintaining an attractive image to others is important to me.
– OF COURSE NOT. Only in promenade balls you are needed to put blush-on to your black pimples. My mother usually gets mad at me when I go to malls with a simple attire that is between good and best. What’s wrong with that?
2. I play it safe.
– YES. YES. YES.
3. I am a very organized person.
– In absolute confidence I say “dunno”. Maybe between.
4. I stay attentive to my surroundings to avoid danger.
– YES. Very handy when it comes to the very famous Espana & Superhighway traffic jams.
5. I am aggressively opinionated.
– NOT MUCH. But if I’m a bit tart-tongued in a day, I could say a lot of words that will make a priest’s ballhairs white with fear. Or if I got out of the wrong side of the bed, I could say s–t more than Ozzy does in a day.
6. My close relationships are the most important thing in life.
– YES.
Which FF guy are you?
1. You’re alone in your room. What are you doing?
– Wouldn’t you like to know? 😉 – I do different things.
2. You hear a scream from outside. What do you do?
– Say something deep and meaningful, before walking, slowly outside. (there’s no rush right?) – Maybe it’s just a granny wondering where her period is.
3. You find yourself outside (whether you decided to go or not) and see a woman cornered by a red dragon. So you….
– Mumble something about life not being fair before easily killing it – Obviously, life has better things to throw at me than a pussy-faced dragon bullying something three times smaller than him.
4. Well, well, the beast is dead! How did you do it?
– What does it matter? Its dead – I actually kicked the dragon’s testicular area.
5. The woman comes over to thank you for rescuing her. You…
– …meh – Ehhh…
6. Well that was hard work. So you…
– Polish your airship – I love airships.
7. *sigh* It turns out that woman was the daughter of the ruler of what ever planet you happen to live on. He calls to have a ‘meeting’ with you. You…
– Call him a @%&$ – I seldom accept rewards. I almost turned down the Leadership award that Issa gave me.
8. You go the meeting (after deciding it would probably be best) Its your lucky day! He gives you a choice of rewards. You choose…
– You decline his offer, as it’s the right thing to do – See? I don’t.
9. Wow, what a day. Now what?
– Time for some $&%@ tea – I prefer it shaken, not stirred.
Which FF villain are you?
1. You are about to go on holiday. But first you need to pack! The first thing you think of is…
– Your plans to take over the world – I’m a villain, ryt?
2. Great, now that’s done its time to go! How do you get there?
– I walk – Let them quiver with fear…bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
3. You arrive at your hotel/inn. But to your horror you find the room they have given you has not been cleaned since the last guest. So naturally you…
– Kill all the staff – Also, I will do that with sounds, namely “Astro” by R.S.P.
4. Your feeling a little upset about the room thing so you…
– Plot the destruction of the human race – Usually when villains rest they think about advantages, right???
5. You think this would be the perfect place to set your master plan in motion, so the first thing you do is…
– Kill all who oppose you!! – ‘Nap Sed.
6. The plans going great, when one of those pesky hero’s comes out of nowhere and he is determined that you die. There’s only one thing to do…
– Warp his mind, make him crazy – Usually, psychic weapons are a villain’s best friend.
1. Do you find yourself unaffected by praise or criticism?
– NO – I have the tendency to be a rubber and a sponge sometimes. I sometimes absorb, sometimes I don’t.
2. Do you feel a yearning for acceptance among your peers?
– Maybe.
3. Do you take actions without thinking about the consequences?
– I DO NOT – That will lead to hell.
4. Do you feel that you are depressed a lot?
– only when it rains.
5. Do you have trouble not taking criticism personally?
– Um…a bit, since once I had this troublesome git that is very hard to ignore since the guy (or should I say a gay man) keeps himself as the big center of attraction, so it isn’t very possible to run without getting a glimpse of his fungus face. I’ll try next time.
6. Are you very concerned with your appearance and how others perceive you?
– YES – but not much, since I like the t-shirts and pants that look normal and does not attract any attention at all.
7. Do others accuse you of being rigid or stubborn?
– In school projects, YES. Others, nah.
8. What sex are you?
– MALE
1. The only way to get something done right is to do it yourself.
– I disagree – Still, there are things that needs another one’s help.
2. Your friends would describe you as:
– level-headed and easy-going – Wee..
3. Your beliefs are best described as:
– You don’t worship regularly, but feel attuned with your own spirituality – I seldom go to church. Unless there’s a theodicy/theology assignment.
4. When assigned to a group project you are more likely to:
– work wherever it is needed most, as long as the task gets done – I don’t aspire for any position at all. I dislike being leader.
5. You are more likely to enjoy:
– a personal discussion of feelings – I enjoy other people talking about the innermost feelings of theirs, and I try to help as much as I could, if there is any problem.
6. You try to be guided and ruled by your:
– feelings and sentiments – Logic may be a good choice, but nah.
7. You are __________ that there is an afterlife.
– pretty sure – Maybe, actually.
Which Naruto Character are You??
1. What’s your biggest inner fear?
– I’ll let somebody down. – I hate that. I feel downed myself when I once did that.
2. If a friend of yours failed…
– You’ll stick by their side and see them through.
3. When you’re going to get in a fight, you say…
– “…”
4. You go out to eat with your friends and decide on…
– Anything looks good…you’re not picky. – Correct. I once ate a vegetable dish with lots and lots of ampalaya, the bitter vegetable for lunch. My friends said lots of yecchs. What’s wrong with that? I’m not a farm boy.
5. If you could take one thing to a deserted island with you, you would bring…
– A blanket
6. What kind of music do you like?
– Pop, everyone loves pop! – “Nakita kita sa isang magasin…na ang yong suot at buhok mo’y green…” Eraserheads are pop!!
7. Which one of these things would you most likely say?
– “OOHHHHH!” – Jaykie usually says “O Dyohws Kow!!” (Jeff), Irwin’s famous “/gg”, and me, that’s likely, but I would be more to say “$h!+”.
8. Your favorite type of movie genre would be…
– Action – GORE! GORE!! Also Sci-Fi action.
9. If you had to wait around for somebody late, you would…
– Sit quietly and wait. – No use for sweating around.
10. If you can sum up yourself in one word, it would be…
– Shy –
Links for a little change:
- http://jibjab.com/
- http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html (NOTE: This is a bit amusing, so please don’t blame me for the explicit content)
- http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/flash/ (You can view either the flash or the HTML version.)
- http://www.muchosucko.com/video-japanesepopeyescommercial.html (This needs an installing process, so if you are in DSL or in weed, you can have it installed, virus-free.)
- http://www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com/index.php (DOG TOY or MARITAL AID ??)(/gg)
Ok, next time…
Briathrail // Albert 2MNG 
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